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Rummy’s Verse

Well, in the first place, Kathryn, I have recently decided (after some

equivocal remarks in earlier writings) that I am utterly opposed to

so-called “free verse.” (“‘Free verse’? You may as well call sleeping in a

ditch ‘free architecture’.”—G.K. Chesterton.) But to the matter in hand.

“September 11th cubed” could be interpreted in several ways. As “September

September September 11th 11th 11th,” for instance. “911″ cubed is

756,058,031. “91101″ cubed is 756,082,928,903,301. If “cubed and squared”

are to be understood as successive operations, then we are raising to the

sixth power, so the results would then be 571,623,746,239,596,961 and

571,661,395,378,994,114,706,608,696,601, respectively. A

scientifically-minded person would of course prefer to work from the Julian

date, in which

the event “9/11″ happened at around 2,452,163.88, which, if you raise it to

the sixth power, gives

217,418,725,854,466,990,276,235,742,262,044,129,399.204957917184. Then

again… Kathryn? Hello? Kathryn?

John Derbyshire — Mr. Derbyshire is a former contributing editor of National Review.
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