Several readers reported in with fragments of the Sacramento Tales that have
surfaced since I sent in that piece. I suspect people’s imaginations are
taking over, though. Here is the only one that looks authentic to me:
Among ye others laggyng far behynde
A THESPYANE of vyle and wicked kynde
Campaygned to plugge her synfulle picture shows
And booste ye rentales of her videoes.
More fertyle yet a source of talke-showe joks
Ye CHYLDE ACTORE, late of Diff’rente Stroks,
On fyndynge few TV roles for a dwarfe
Into a polityciane did he morphe.