Not a parody:
— Greater Glasgow Police (@GreaterGlasgPol) April 1, 2016
Okay, I’ve thought. And now I’m going to post. How about, instead of being monitored by the cops, the free people of Scotland write pretty much whatever they like online — extremely narrow incitement exceptions notwithstanding – and their servants in the police do something else with their time? Something like, say, solving the country’s 77 outstanding murder cases? Or reading John Stuart Mill.