SFX: [door open]
Doc: This, uh…Lisa Murkowski’s office?
Bitsy: Yessir! How may I help you?
Doc: I’m the ear doctor….
Doc: Here for the hearing test.
Doc: Alaska voters sent me….afraid she didn’t hear them during the Primary…
Bitsy: Why do you have that megaphone?
Doc: It’s what we call a hearing aid…
ANNCR: Alaska taxpayers made it pretty clear in August they’d had enough “business-as-usual” in Washington. That’s why Lisa Murkowski, after turning a deaf ear to Alaskans by voting for billions in bailouts and stimulus – was voted out. But it seems even though the people have spoken, Lisa didn’t get the message. Now she’s thinking about a write-in campaign. Please, call Lisa today. Thank her for her service…then urge her to listen closely to the will of the people, and just…come on home.
Bitsy: [tsk..sigh]…sir, she just got on another phone call.
Doc: Ohhh. So she can hear?
Bitsy: Yes sir. She’s just ignoring you.
Norm: Ahem…[SFX:megaphone reverb]
Bitsy: Right, I’ll see what I can do…[door close]
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