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The Shrink’s Christmas Song Book

This tickled my fancy.

***PSYCHIATRISTS’ CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR EVERY DIAGNOSIS

Schizoprenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia — I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic — Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic — Deck The Hall and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and

Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and

Fire Hydrants and………

Paranoid — Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire

Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m

Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

Obessive Complusive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

ADHD — Hark the herald angels sing ba-rum-pa-pum-pum in the little

town of Bethlehem up on the housetop in a winter wonderland one foggy

Christmas Eve hey how bout them Bears no I don’t want to switch to

Sprint but thank you for shopping at K-Mart.

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