This tickled my fancy.
***PSYCHIATRISTS’ CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR EVERY DIAGNOSIS
Schizoprenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Dementia — I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic — Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic — Deck The Hall and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and
Fire Hydrants and………
Paranoid — Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire
Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m
Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
Obessive Complusive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
ADHD — Hark the herald angels sing ba-rum-pa-pum-pum in the little
town of Bethlehem up on the housetop in a winter wonderland one foggy
Christmas Eve hey how bout them Bears no I don’t want to switch to
Sprint but thank you for shopping at K-Mart.