From the AP:
PORTLAND, Ore. – The Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man’s crotch and squeezing.
But here’s the part that doesn’t completely scan:
Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.
What, pray tell, is “private indecency”? All sorts of images come to mind, but few are illegal.
Watch this space for the inevitable answer from readers.
Update: Here ya go.