“A 14-year-old girl who received a new Apple iPod opened the sealed box and found raw mystery meat inside.” Apparently, the mystery substance was actually “iMeat,” a new Apple product designed to fill the growing need in the marketplace for portable meat products that contain up to 2 GB of flash memory. Users will be able to download songs from Apple’s iTunes Music Store, keep them on their iMeat, then grill or fry the iMeat and eat it in a sandwich, or plain, or with eggs.