The Corner

Taking Away Assad’s Spoon

Here’s the latest explanation of the White House’s thinking:

A second senior official, who has seen the most recent planning, offered this metaphor to describe such a strike: If Assad is eating Cheerios, we’re going to take away his spoon and give him a fork. Will that degrade his ability to eat Cheerios? Yes. Will it deter him? Maybe. But he’ll still be able to eat Cheerios.

I for one am ecstatic that our foreign-policy establishment has confirmed the wisdom of The Tick:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DBocpO2XUu0

“Cry spoon and let slip the forks of war!”

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