I’m telling you, if we wake up on
Nov. 3 to find that Kerry’s going to be president, we should all console
ourselves with the fact that we’ll have four years of that flake Teresa to
savor. She told a Reno audience yesterday about her “highly effective”
arthritis therapy: “”You get some gin and get some white raisins – and only
white raisins – and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the
raisins a day.”
Now, I’m the last one to complain about gin-soaked anything, but yea
brethren, it troubles me that anyone would shamelessly defend white-raisin
privilege. Everybody knows that white raisins are but a small minority in
the Raisin-American community; why should they get to bathe exclusively in
Beefeater? The Rev. Jackson did not march on Selma so the wife of the
Democratic nominee for the presidency could stand up there and defend
excluding raisins of color. The insensitivity is galling.