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Those Professionally Edited Newspapers We’re Going to Miss So Much

From today’s print edition of the Los Angeles Times:

tag briefs subhead large

ALL-CAPS LEDE-IN

“Tag briefs subhead large”? What is that? A Clinton telegram to Monica quoted in the Starr Report?

Meanwhile, from Canada’s Sun Media: “Students Getting Message Across.” They certainly are:

They’re designed to scare off Canada not global warming experts. geese in Centennial Park proved

They’re not in tight with David so realistic it prompted a police Suzuki.

takedown. And many probably don’t have

City hall staff saw the animal Al Gore’s “Inconvenient Truth” cutouts advertised and, hoping among their DVD collection. they might help reduce scat in

But that doesn’t mean the students at Kate S. Durdan elementary school don’t understand the importance of environmental sustainability.

Indeed. My own animal Al Gore cutouts certainly reduce scat, but fortunately without prompting a police Suzuki. 

Mark Steyn is an international bestselling author, a Top 41 recording artist, and a leading Canadian human-rights activist.

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