It’s almost here — Squirrel Appreciation Day. [Like Hell! — Cosmo]
Duct tape which is “ideal for applications in the shipbuilding, nuclear power plant, and stainless steel industries.”
84 year old woman banned from driving … until the year 3000.
New York Man Arrested for Posing as Doctor and Convincing People To Given Themselves Rectal Examinations. [Isn’t that what we could have expected from a president Howard Dean? — JG]
With the stock market in a tailspin and home values dropping, demand for breast implants is sagging, too.
The Pumpkin Helmet.