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It’s time that Swampy and Swimmy are sluiced into the sewers, Rod. I don’t know about wimpy, Dr Pepper-sipping Dallas, but here in New York no apartment is complete without an alligator and a tiger. Our pets view your pets as small, and far from satisfactory, snacks.

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