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Time Waster

Make a cocktail with 4 ounces Nyquil, two ounces peyote, some eyedrops, a dab of tequilla and the ashes of a burnt Tito Puente album cover (preferably from his early work). Then drink it down as fast as you can and then just as fast smoke three unfiltered Camel cigarettes simultaneously. Then watch this and I all but guarantee you’ll either go on a vision quest to another planet or on a three state killing spree.


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