“In a bold effort to put the District of Columbia’s three electoral votes ‘in play,’ President Bush announced that one D.C. resident, Jonah Goldberg, would be exempt from federal taxes between now and 2012. John Kerry’s campaign was bunkered down last night deciding how to respond, but sources indicate that Kerry may actually announce a program of subsidies aimed at Goldberg, which he apparently would pay for with a ‘Ponnuru Tax.’”