At the Daily Gut. Here are the first few:
11: Not hip to sparklers in clenched buttocks at Gay Pride Parade.
10. Would give Paris Hilton a good scoldin’.
9. They do what they say and say what they mean.
8. Camels more fuel efficient than Priii.
7. Koran more readable than Barack Obama’s bio.
6. Figured out that wife swapping probably not good for the kids.