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Tories, Hogg to Form Ruling Coalition

BREAKING — Tory leader David Cameron today announced the formation of a coalition government with Jefferson Davis “Boss” Hogg, Commissioner of Hazzard County, Georgia.

David Cameron Dukes of Hazzard

Shortly after the successful conclusion of coalition talks, the two leaders emerged from 10 Downing Street and announced a series of initiatives focusing on modest tax cuts,  public investment in civil society,  and “catchin’ ‘em wily Duke boys once and for all.”

Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg called the coalition a “shameful marriage of political convenience,” and defended the Bo and Luke Duke as “just two good ole boys, never meanin’ no harm.”

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