BREAKING — Tory leader David Cameron today announced the formation of a coalition government with Jefferson Davis “Boss” Hogg, Commissioner of Hazzard County, Georgia.
Shortly after the successful conclusion of coalition talks, the two leaders emerged from 10 Downing Street and announced a series of initiatives focusing on modest tax cuts, public investment in civil society, and “catchin’ ‘em wily Duke boys once and for all.”
Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg called the coalition a “shameful marriage of political convenience,” and defended the Bo and Luke Duke as “just two good ole boys, never meanin’ no harm.”