While impressed and charmed by
Derb’s treehouse efforts, I feel obliged to make sure that his
citizenship course covered a quaint little doctrine of ours that could
be relevant. Has Derb explored the extent of a homeowner’s liability if
the unfortunate fellow is found to have an “attractive nuisance” on his
property? Is Derb’s lovely dog a Rotweiler? From a self-loathing
lawyer. . .