The more I read aboutt Michael Jackson the more I’m convinced he shares a sexual abnormality similar to Troy McClure’s. Recall this conversation (I know I’ve mentioned this before):
Selma: Are you gay?
Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they’d be no problem! No, what I have
is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be
hidden from the public at all cost.