Just in case you have any doubts we’ve come close to Botoxing our good sense out: public radio this morning brings news of a new kid’s book put out by Saks Fifth Avenue, just in time for Christmas. The title of the book is Snowpeople:
Snowpeople centers around a host of identical carrot-nosed snowmen immersed in an existential crisis about conformity. But never fear: Along with their snowwives, snowchildren, and deep snow pockets, they solve their identity problems through rhinoplasty, dental work, and a Fifth Avenue shopping spree.