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Waffle with link

No, that’s not the winning format we use for every Corner post, it was the hot item on e-Bay today. The remains of Barack Obama’s breakfast at the Glider Diner in Scranton – a half-eaten waffle plus sausage link:

IT WAS WRAPPED WITH SARAN WRAP IMMEDIATELY AFTER HIS DEPARTURE AND IS NOW IN THE FREEZER AWAITING THE LUCKY WINNERS BID!!! …THIS PLATE WAS WRAPPED BY THE WAITRESS THAT SERVED HIM. GUARANTEED AUTHENTIC, HIS DNA IS ON THE SILVERWARE.

If I recall correctly, Bill Clinton’s DNA was also sealed and kept in the freezer, but it was at the FBI forensics lab. If only Hillary had put that up on e-Bay…

Mark Steyn is an international bestselling author, a Top 41 recording artist, and a leading Canadian human-rights activist.