If you’re sitting there, fists clenched in rage around Frodo and Gandalf action figures wondering why I get to do this Lord of the Rings interview while you can recite the The Silmarillion from memory, I’m sorry. Apparently the documentary’s producers liked my review of the first movie. You may be more qualified — you know who you are — but in this instance, “there can be only one!”
Oh, wait, that’s from Highlander.
(Somewhere, some LOTR geek just shouted “Argghhh! It burns!”)