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We Can Rebuild Him

From a reader:

I am not a Huckabee fan, but that email from your longtime reader has swayed me.   If Corner minions could take Huckabee in and nuture his conservativism….   Gentleman we can rebuild him.  We have the technology to make the world’s first Bionic Conservative.  Mike Huckabee will be that man.  Better. Stronger.  Faster.  

Hooray for Cornerite Huckabionic Conservative Reconstruction Technology!

 

Additionally, I think a Corner Cabinet and Ponnuru for SCOTUS plank would serve Huck well….

 

(Otherwise I will vote for Thompson:  GOP Serpentor.)

Jonah Goldberg — Jonah Goldberg holds the Asness Chair in Applied Liberty at the American Enterprise Institute and is a senior editor of National Review. His new book, The Suicide of The West, is on sale now.

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