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“Mr. Robinson, the DYKWIA card typically follows a perceived slight, and is played with intent to answer that slight with intimidation. Rev. Jackson’s steamroom glad-handing doesn’t appear to be in reaction to any slight, real or perceived, but arose from the intent to establish himself as some kind of dominant alpha male among the health club set. I’d say it’s more of a WYLKWIA, or a ‘Wouldn’t You Love to Know Who I Am’ card.
“Congratulations on your wilk-wee-ah.”
Jonah Goldberg, call your office.