Kathryn:
His name was Barry
He was a showboy
But that was thirty years ago
When he used to do the show
Now it’s a talkshow
But not for Barry
Still in the suit he used to wear
Faded gel streaks in his hair
He won’t return their call
No matter how they crawl
He lost his slot
And he lost his marbles
But he’s found Ron Paul
He can’t cope-a
Cope-a with Hassel
The toughest chick west of Newcastle
Not like Rosie
Rosie O’Donnell
Barry knows she’ll melt
When he brings up steel melt
He can’t cope-a
He lost his slot…