My final postmodern wedding post (I promise); from an emailer:
“Of course, from a female perspective, a bride might love the idea of her
groom having a best gal, given this bachelor-party point….”
[GROOM]: “Um, Bride-to-Be, I hope you don’t mind, but you know how I’ve asked
my/our friend Mary to be my “Best Man”? Well, she’s throwing this little
bachelor party thing for me. You know…some drinks, some dancing,
music…late night…Are you okay with that?”
SHHHHHWWTHONK!!!!!! [sound of beautifully balanced battle ax falling]
[GROOM]: Medic!