The Corner

What Would You Do?

An Iowan writes:

I am looking for some guidance from the Corner. As an Iowa resident of the Republican persuasion, I am free to march into the local politburo

meeting tonight, change my registration to Democrat, and pick a candidate.

Of course, my preference is to vote for the candidate most likely to be

beaten like a baby seal by George Bush. A number of my friends and fellow

NRO readers are making similar plans, so I need your help. If I do not

hear back from you, I will just go ahead and vote for Dean. In high

school he was voted “the person most likely to have his head explode when

he gets really angry”, and that would look really cool in the first debate

with GWB should he win the nomination.