The Corner

Whatever

Dudes, this reads so close to what all the sopshisticates think, you almost think it isn’t a parody:

Sarah Loomis, 32, of Great Neck, N.Y., agreed. “I think it’s good for the church to have rules against killing and things like that,” she said. “But I was really hoping the new pope would loosen up on things like abortion and homosexuality. This is the 20th century, after all. Or 21st. Whatever.”

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