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Where’s My Donut?

My yellow-dog-Democrat best friend reports that she almost — ALMOST — voted for Bush this morning… not because of his policies, but because of the smiling women passing out doughnuts, cranberry bread, juice and homemade cookies to voters standing in line at Mount Bethel United Methodist Church in Cobb County, Ga.

There was, I’m sorry to report, NO foodstuff distribution at the elementary school where I voted. And I can’t think of any Krispy Kreme confection that would have swayed my vote for Kerry….. but Kerry voters, are — by and large — squishier than we are, so don’t underestimate the value of a couple of Veggie Lovers pizzas tonight around 6:30 in your polling place….

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