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While We’re Ignoring Exits….

From Gutfeld today :

Q: Have any good watching-the-results drinking “games” — nothing involving Jello shots, mind you. Something more sophisticated: The kind a right-wing pundit might be able to make use of while waiting out results while sitting next to Paul Begala at a cable-news analysis table?

A: Yes, it’s a game we played back in the hospital. It’s called Begala Eyes. Every time Paul’s eyes stare longer than desired at something, you drink. Every drink makes Paul’s forehead bigger and bigger. Soon, he looks like a cute version of Doogie Howser and becomes a strategist for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade.

Anyone watching CNN will appreciate…. 

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