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White House Seeks Crises with More Intellectual Depth

From Op-Toons Review:

Washington, D.C.–Saying the President finds gushing oil leaks and religiously-motivated terrorists “mind-numbingly dull,” Obama’s White House advisers are seeking out crises “with more intellectual depth” to capture the President’s imagination.

“The President is so cerebral,” said one official, “that what he really needs is, say, a super-villain like Brainiac to challenge him to a chess game for world peace. That would really get the President engaged. A guy trying to blow up a car stuffed with propane tanks in Times Square? Not so much.”

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