A friend writes about the new Discovery Channel special.
Discovery Channel: Who Framed Jesus?
Logline: New suspects emerge in the death of Jesus.
I’m pretty much speechless. I was unaware the case was open. That said, good luck getting the Procurator of Judæa to prosecute. Guy’s got a serious conflict of interest.
Based on my knowledge of cable tv, I hypothesize the new suspects are:
4. Midgets or dwarfs (TLC only)
7. A bridezilla
8. Flava Flav or Bret Michaels
9. The Real Housewives of Galilee
10. Some shirtless guy on Cops.
Just a guess,
Update: A fire-hose response from readers says my friend left out a key suspect: George W. Bush.