I like Andrew Stiles’ “Who Said It?” game-show, so I think we ought to have a late-night edition. Who said this?
Why did no one question Queen Elizabeth for invading Iraq?
a) Charlie Sheen
b) Colonel Gaddafi
c) John Galliano
d) Colonel Qadafy
Answer: It was the Colonel, pointing out that the Queen has been on the throne “for 57 years” (59, actually), whereas he’s only been queen for 41 years. On the other hand, he has way more fabulous gowns.
By the way, at the Arab League end-of-summit party, Gaddafi is by far the best Michael Jackson lookalike.