From a friend who is funny for a living; I laughed so I share:
A few musician jokes for you.
What’s the difference between a bass player and a three week old corpse?
One smells bad and one attracts flies.
What does a lead singer say when they first see you?
Tonight’s specials are….
Why did the kid get kicked out of marching band?
He got a girlfriend.
Why do marching band members wear those funny hats?
Birth control.