I am not sure what this means, but I am now on Facebook. I gather it’s an easy way to meet chicks and overthrow Arab strongmen. But then that’s what the Radio Shack guy said about my fax machine.
I am devastated to discover Jonah is on Twitter. Does this mean he’s Marvel and I’m DC? He’s Yellow Jacket and I’m Black Canary, and we can never meet up except in once-every-quarter-century alternative-universe commemorative specials?
At any rate, CBO analysts project my being on Facebook will decrease the rate of increase on the decrease of the rate of interest on the increase of the decreased proportion of the increased debt accrued by decreased investment in the vital sector of cowboy-poetry grant-application stimulus by 128 per cent of GDP by the year 2080. So there’s that.