From the NY Post:
“Frustrated husbands and boyfriends now have some ammunition. According to a recent survey, women spend two years of their lives getting ready to leave the house. Men, meanwhile, spend less than a year. That’s a lot of tapping feet and staring at watches.”
Now if someone can calculate the amount of time spent trying to leave parties, I will have an accurate picture of what I will be owed on my deathbed. (Thanks, e-mailer Joe.)