You know nothing Earth-shaking happened last week when the news mags are highlighting female midlife crises (Time), America’s best high schools (Newsweek), and presidential “escapes” (U.S. News.) That could be overstated — since news magazines don’t really like politician covers (or political concept covers like Social Security reform), since they won’t sell as well as Fad Diets or Yoga or Jenny McCarthy with a cigar (it happened). But in this case, it’s impossible to argue last week had a Big News theme. It’s about as juiceless out there as the summer of 2001.