The Corner

You Can Live Here Provided You Steal a Job

Cute twist on the illegal immigration business, from a reader: “100 years

ago if you arrived at Ellis island and stated ‘I already have a job’

instead of displaying the ability to get a job, you were deported for

’stealing’ a job from an American! Today you must show that you have

’stolen’ a job, after stealthily swimming the Rio and evading authorities to

stay!”