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Next Up from the Chosen One

Health-care expert Greg Scandlen offers up this funny bit via e-mail:

The Obama Administration has announced a new Cash for Geezers program. Every American family will be eligible for a $4,500 rebate for turning in their old entitlement-guzzling grandparents to a hospice program. The hospice dealers will have two days to dispose of the the old models, so they will never again pollute the environment by emitting a steady stream of CO2 as they exhale. This new program will help combat Global Warming, stimulate the economy, and reduce the federal deficit. Truly a win-win-win program.