To: (undisclosedrecipients)@ InstitutiAstronomica.it
From: Cardinal.Bianchi@ InstitutiAstronomica.it
Date: Dec. 6, 1632
Subject: Housekeeping before the big Revolving Sun conference
Please delete all e-mails you’ve got in re: the Sun’s revolution around the Earth and our manipulation of the data to show that. I know it’s tiresome and a pain in the you-know-what, but we’re getting a lot of flak and pushback from a couple of nutjobs in the Round Earth Society, and it’s just easier to wipe the data clean.
Also: I’m noticing that some of our recent measurements of the Sun’s travel path seem to indicate that it isn’t traveling, so please adjust those numbers …