Magazine | May 17, 2010, Issue

Poetry

CONSIDERING DOLPHINS

A dolphin of a kind, I contemplate

Their constant noising by some click or whistle

Too high for human ears: that sonar missile

With which, obscure and sleek, they navigate;

And how, through humor, they affiliate,

Disarming sharks and mines, and of the gristle

Making distinctly signature each dorsal;

And the human speech they may approximate;

The totem for our counselors and sages,

Insignias for princes, who adapt

Too swiftly to aquariums in cages –

So quick to the performance, so enrapt

To play themselves for little-to-no wages,

As though uniqueness were a periapt.

In This Issue

Articles

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Governor Freeze

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Features

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Supreme Arrogation

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Books, Arts & Manners

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The Original Sin

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Child Misuse

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The Straggler

The Voice of the Derg

Science-fiction writer Robert Sheckley wrote a story titled “Protection,” whose first-person protagonist acquires a guardian angel. The angel is actually a validusian derg — an invisible, immaterial being from another ...

Sections

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Letters

Standing Up for Crockett’s Stand It was appalling to read the description of Davy Crockett, a defender of the Alamo, as a “gaudy self-promoter” in your commemoration of Fess Parker (“The ...
Politics & Policy

The Week

‐ Even if the new law does not work against illegals, maybe it will keep liberals out of Arizona. ‐ Is the new Arizona immigration law more like the March on ...
Politics & Policy

Poetry

CONSIDERING DOLPHINS A dolphin of a kind, I contemplate Their constant noising by some click or whistle Too high for human ears: that sonar missile With which, obscure and sleek, they navigate; And how, through ...
Happy Warrior

That Personal Touch

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