Magazine | May 17, 2010, Issue

Poetry

CONSIDERING DOLPHINS

A dolphin of a kind, I contemplate

Their constant noising by some click or whistle

Too high for human ears: that sonar missile

With which, obscure and sleek, they navigate;

And how, through humor, they affiliate,

Disarming sharks and mines, and of the gristle

Making distinctly signature each dorsal;

And the human speech they may approximate;

The totem for our counselors and sages,

Insignias for princes, who adapt

Too swiftly to aquariums in cages –

So quick to the performance, so enrapt

To play themselves for little-to-no wages,

As though uniqueness were a periapt.

In This Issue

Articles

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Governor Freeze

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Features

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Supreme Arrogation

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Books, Arts & Manners

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The Original Sin

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Politics & Policy

Child Misuse

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The Straggler

The Voice of the Derg

Science-fiction writer Robert Sheckley wrote a story titled “Protection,” whose first-person protagonist acquires a guardian angel. The angel is actually a validusian derg — an invisible, immaterial being from another ...

Sections

Politics & Policy

Letters

Standing Up for Crockett’s Stand It was appalling to read the description of Davy Crockett, a defender of the Alamo, as a “gaudy self-promoter” in your commemoration of Fess Parker (“The ...
Politics & Policy

The Week

‐ Even if the new law does not work against illegals, maybe it will keep liberals out of Arizona. ‐ Is the new Arizona immigration law more like the March on ...
Politics & Policy

Poetry

CONSIDERING DOLPHINS A dolphin of a kind, I contemplate Their constant noising by some click or whistle Too high for human ears: that sonar missile With which, obscure and sleek, they navigate; And how, through ...
Happy Warrior

That Personal Touch

The British election campaign didn’t do much to catch the attention of Americans, but one little item feels pertinent — although it attracted remarkably little attention even across the pond. ...

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World

Ilhan Omar’s Big Lie

In a viral exchange at a congressional hearing last week, the new congresswoman from Minnesota, Ilhan Omar, who is quickly establishing herself as the most reprehensible member of the House Democratic freshman class despite stiff competition, launched into Elliott Abrams. She accused the former Reagan official ... Read More
U.S.

Questions for Those Who Believed Jussie Smollett

The “we reported the Jussie Smollett case responsibly” contention has been blasted to smithereens. Twitter accounts and headlines in the Washington Post, the New York Times, and the Los Angeles Times reported as fact Jussie Smollett’s wildly implausible allegations, and many other journalists did so as ... Read More
PC Culture

Fake Newspeople

This week, the story of the Jussie Smollett hoax gripped the national media. The story, for those who missed it, went something like this: The Empire actor, who is both black and gay, stated that on a freezing January night in Chicago, in the middle of the polar vortex, he went to a local Subway store to buy a ... Read More
U.S.

White Progressives Are Polarizing America

To understand how far left (and how quickly) the Democratic party has moved, let’s cycle back a very short 20 years. If 1998 Bill Clinton ran in the Democratic primary today, he’d be instantaneously labeled a far-right bigot. His support for the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, the Defense of Marriage Act, ... Read More