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The current temperature in Washington, D.C., is 40 degrees Fahrenheit, which is roughly 4 degrees in the more universally accepted Celsius scale.

The weather today will be sunny, with clear skies.

Your next scheduled vacation: 30 minutes away.

CURRENT-CRISES SNAPSHOT:

Your Gallup-poll approval ratings remain in the 50-plus range, with slightly lower results in the Rasmussen tracking polls. Overnight focus-group results show a firming of opinion in two major areas: Handling of the Economy and On the Wrong Track. We will monitor this situation and advise.

Last night, 34 percent of the jokes made by Jay Leno were political in nature, with fewer …