Magazine May 16, 2011, Issue

Triumph of the Petrophobes

(Don Ryan/AP)

Don’t worry about six-dollar-a-gallon gas. The president can sign an executive order demanding pumps be rebranded to deliver the juice in half-gallon increments. Swift, decisive action! A 50 percent drop in price! But since that would be swift and decisive, the president will probably stick with his original plan — a Task Force will look into the matter. This is slightly less efficacious than sending Jed Clampett out to shoot at some food and stumble across a pond of bubblin’ crude. (Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.) The Task Force will labor for weeks, investigating the strange and inscrutable

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Books, Arts & Manners

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The Long Climb

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Preacher Feature

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Poetry

WHAT SHALL YOU SAY . . . What shall you say this evening, solitary soul? What shall you say, my heart, heart withered heretofore, To the very good, the very dear, the beautiful Whose ...
Happy Warrior

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Letters

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The Week

‐ Perhaps Trump is well-suited to be president. He has overseen bankruptcies, after all. ‐ We speak of office holders growing into their jobs. Is Barack Obama shrinking into his? Mr. ...
Athwart

Triumph of the Petrophobes

Don’t worry about six-dollar-a-gallon gas. The president can sign an executive order demanding pumps be rebranded to deliver the juice in half-gallon increments. Swift, decisive action! A 50 percent drop ...

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