@muamargaddafy got your DM. Have to ask @dearleader before we can ship anything. In doghouse right now for making “Jackie O” joke re: his sunglasses. Will ask re: centrifuges when storm lifts.
Do not get all of the Trump haters. Do not understand what’s wrong with his hair. Looks awesome to me.
@asmaassad Love love love love the spread in Vogue. You and @basharassad seem like perfect couple. Had to read it online b/c hard to find in Pyongyang bookstore. #weneedabarnesandnoble
just heard that @justinbieber is performing in Beijing. Do I dare ask @dearleader if I can borrow the train? #can’tstanduptodad
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