Sad news. @nancypelosi and @harryreid and @keitholbermann still in vegetative states since election eve. Pray for their recovery. #lifeiscomplicated
Loved live-tweeting the inaugural speech! Easy to talk and tweet at the same time. Hey, @paulkrugman, why are you such a #hater? Just cuz u can’t multitask??
@SarahPalinPOTUS is now Mayor of the White House. #foursquare
First cabinet meeting! Made ’em all do a 5k fun run around the lawn. Secy of HHS @newtgingrich resting comfortably after coronary occlusion. #freshairandexerciseiswhatdcneeds
No place for the stuffed caribou in the OO. But the bearskin rug looks cool! Got some PETA flak, but worth it b/c it terrified …