
Girls, help me out. If a guy is powerful and connected, does it matter if he’s a little on the plump side? Asking for a friend. Please RT!
Hey! @gwynethpaltrow! I think ur very very pretty and would love to show you the lights of Rason City. Know that you’re in a relationship. Doesn’t have to be big thing. NSA fine with me.
Suggested to @dearleader that maybe he should think about making a big jobs speech like @barackobama. He asks why, I tell him about unemployment #s in DPRK. Looks at me strangely. #badfeelingaboutthis
Gotta say sad news from Tripoli. Wishing I …