Magazine October 3, 2011, Issue

The Twitter stream of @youthcaptain, the next leader of North Korea . . .

North Korean soldiers in the demilitarized zone separating the two Koreas at the truce village of Panmunjom, April 24, 2011. (Jo Yong-Hak/Reuters)

Girls, help me out. If a guy is powerful and connected, does it matter if he’s a little on the plump side? Asking for a friend. Please RT!

Hey! @gwynethpaltrow! I think ur very very pretty and would love to show you the lights of Rason City. Know that you’re in a relationship. Doesn’t have to be big thing. NSA fine with me.

Suggested to @dearleader that maybe he should think about making a big jobs speech like @barackobama. He asks why, I tell him about unemployment #s in DPRK. Looks at me strangely. #badfeelingaboutthis

Gotta say sad news from Tripoli. Wishing I …

In This Issue

Articles

Features

Books, Arts & Manners

Politics & Policy

Bless the Beasts

Some virtues are by accidents of history associated with utopianism, hostility to private property, anti-clericalism, and other core beliefs of the Left. I can scandalize a yoga instructor anywhere in ...
Politics & Policy

A Long Red Sunset

One of the hardy staples of American history is the question of what happened to American socialism. As the only industrialized nation in the world in which avowedly socialist or ...
Politics & Policy

Going Viral

Some of the scariest material that Stephen King has ever written — scarier, in its way, than anything in The Shining or ’Salem’s Lot or Pet Sematary — is contained ...

Sections

Happy Warrior

Flight

At the start of the summer, I attended a graduation ceremony in Vermont, for which a bigshot speaker had been flown up from New York. “Your world is changing so ...
Politics & Policy

Letters

The Ron Paul Movement Rides On It is not surprising that with the polls ranking him third nationally, Ron Paul would finally make the cover of National Review (“Ron Paul’s Last ...
Politics & Policy

The Week

‐ Bad news for the Democrats: It turns out some of those people who cling bitterly to their religion are Orthodox Jews in Queens. ‐ The great strength of the conservative ...
The Bent Pin

Terminal Eloquence

This column was supposed to be about presidential personality problems. I should have started writing it sooner to give myself plenty of time but I was irresistibly distracted by a ...
Athwart

Proper Aim

Ask any employer, and you’ll hear the same lament: We’d love to hire people, but we need an inexplicable modification of the tax code exquisitely calibrated to provide a tiny ...

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