Magazine October 3, 2011, Issue

The Twitter stream of @youthcaptain, the next leader of North Korea . . .

By Rob Long

September 15, 2011 4:00 AM

North Korean soldiers in the demilitarized zone separating the two Koreas at the truce village of Panmunjom, April 24, 2011. (Jo Yong-Hak/Reuters)

Girls, help me out. If a guy is powerful and connected, does it matter if he’s a little on the plump side? Asking for a friend. Please RT!

Hey! @gwynethpaltrow! I think ur very very pretty and would love to show you the lights of Rason City. Know that you’re in a relationship. Doesn’t have to be big thing. NSA fine with me.

Suggested to @dearleader that maybe he should think about making a big jobs speech like @barackobama. He asks why, I tell him about unemployment #s in DPRK. Looks at me strangely. #badfeelingaboutthis

Gotta say sad news from Tripoli. Wishing I …

In This Issue

Articles

Politics & Policy

Social Security Alert

By Ramesh Ponnuru

Rick Perry and Mitt Romney have begun a lively debate about Social Security, but it’s not the one we need. Their debate mostly concerns whether it was a good idea ...

Politics & Policy

Dead Letter

By Robert VerBruggen

It’s not news that the United States Postal Service is going bankrupt, but the reality of the situation has finally started to sink in. The New York Times reported in ...

Politics & Policy

Crime, Punishment, and Rehabilitation

By Mitch Pearlstein

People on the right tend to be enthusiastic about yoking men and women in marriage and about locking bad guys up in prison. To what extent, however, does the latter ...

Politics & Policy

The Right Kind of Tyrant

By Rob Long

The business world is famous for its difficult bosses, to put it as mildly as possible. There are screamers and throwers and silent-treatment types — all kinds and shapes of ...

Features

Politics & Policy

Swift Blind Horseman?

By Peter Thiel

When He opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, “Come and see.” So I looked, and behold, a black horse, and he who sat on it ...

Politics & Policy

Patently Absurd

By Timothy B. Lee

In 1994, Claudio Ballard was an unemployed computer programmer with a great idea: a system to scan paper financial documents and store them on a secure server. Ballard built a ...

Politics & Policy

Innovations and Limitations

By Allison Schrager

Innovation propels economies forward. It is why most Americans live long lives in relative comfort instead of toiling on a subsistence farm. Innovation usually refers to the creation of a ...

Books, Arts & Manners

The Straggler

Catalog Shopper

By John Derbyshire

We do ever more of our shopping online, I am told. The printed book is facing extinction, I am also told. The U.S. Postal Service is in dire straits, I ...

Politics & Policy

The Missing Man

By Matthew Continetti

One of the most striking moments in this excellent book arrives on page 15, when Mitch Daniels notes that, in the early days of the American republic, currency often bore ...

Politics & Policy

Bless the Beasts

By Claire Berlinski

Some virtues are by accidents of history associated with utopianism, hostility to private property, anti-clericalism, and other core beliefs of the Left. I can scandalize a yoga instructor anywhere in ...

Politics & Policy

A Long Red Sunset

By Harvey Klehr

One of the hardy staples of American history is the question of what happened to American socialism. As the only industrialized nation in the world in which avowedly socialist or ...

Politics & Policy

Bush Reconsidered

By Quin Hillyer

The late administration of George W. Bush has found its Dr. Pangloss. In some respects, that might be a good thing. Pangloss, of course, was the character in Candide who insisted ...

Politics & Policy

Going Viral

By Ross Douthat

Some of the scariest material that Stephen King has ever written — scarier, in its way, than anything in The Shining or ’Salem’s Lot or Pet Sematary — is contained ...

Sections

Politics & Policy

In These Photographs, My Rival

By Jennifer Reeser

. . . grips a tapered wine glass, nearly drained, Beneath a gold band and engagement gem; Ham-fisted, left-hand fingers round the stem, Forefinger lifted, fattened with the strain. The symptoms of her sloe-eyed ...

Happy Warrior

Flight

By Mark Steyn

At the start of the summer, I attended a graduation ceremony in Vermont, for which a bigshot speaker had been flown up from New York. “Your world is changing so ...

Politics & Policy

Letters

By NR Staff

The Ron Paul Movement Rides On It is not surprising that with the polls ranking him third nationally, Ron Paul would finally make the cover of National Review (“Ron Paul’s Last ...

Politics & Policy

The Week

By NR Staff

‐ Bad news for the Democrats: It turns out some of those people who cling bitterly to their religion are Orthodox Jews in Queens. ‐ The great strength of the conservative ...

The Bent Pin

Terminal Eloquence

By Florence King

This column was supposed to be about presidential personality problems. I should have started writing it sooner to give myself plenty of time but I was irresistibly distracted by a ...

The Long View

The Twitter stream of @youthcaptain, the next leader of North Korea . . .

By Rob Long

Girls, help me out. If a guy is powerful and connected, does it matter if he’s a little on the plump side? Asking for a friend. Please RT! Hey! @gwynethpaltrow! I ...

Athwart

Proper Aim

By James Lileks

Ask any employer, and you’ll hear the same lament: We’d love to hire people, but we need an inexplicable modification of the tax code exquisitely calibrated to provide a tiny ...