That awkward moment when you realize that the uncle you think you’re talking to is the uncle that executed the uncle you think you’re talking to.
Tweeps, need advice. Be honest now: Does this area of my body need manscaping? twit.pic17/r50
Hey! @barackobama! We’ve got more in common than you think! I’m a fan of dog meat, too! #buildingbridges
Hey Tweeps! We still don’t have #gameofthrones here in the DPRK. So do me a solid and LAY OFF THE SPOILERS kaybye.
Huge HUGE missile launch coming up! V. v. v. excited! Please RT!
How is it possible to lay off the carbs in a rice-based …