TO: Prof. Barack Obama
FROM: Dean, Faculty of Arts & Sciences
IN RE: Fall Semester 2013 Student Evaluations Summary
Dear Professor Obama:
Of course, everyone on the Government Department faculty is thrilled to have you with us. Your contributions to our faculty-lounge discussions have been truly edifying and awfully thorough.
(On a side note, some of the members in the department wanted me to convey to you that perhaps you’re unaware that department coffee mugs are ideally washed and returned to the mug rack each day, by the member who has used them. In the hurly-burly of the academic year, it’s easy to overlook the …