Magazine April 22, 2013, Issue

A Portrait of the Columnist as a Young Nerd

A School Board has decided that children should not experience one of the most important and instructive moments of youth: getting hit in the head — hard — by a sphere hurled by some grinning cretin who has yet to graduate to other amusing pursuits, like tying firecrackers to a cat’s tail. Put another way: A school in Windham, N.H., has banned dodgeball.

The Windham superintendent was quoted by CBS News as saying that the game “creates conditions inconsistent with [the] message” that students should respect one another. Yes, their heads spin. One moment they’re told that everyone should be nice

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